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Goes to . . . The One! The Only! TeeeEEEEeeeee rRraaAAaannn aaAAaa sssssooOOoore US ~ RRRRUUUUUMMMMPPPP!!!

Terrifying Ramifications Under Maniacal Pedophile himself—

—Tyrannosaurus Rump.

Also phonetically known as ~ The ran a sore o’er US Rump.

Or more accurately

The(y) ran a (titanic) sore (on) US (via a gigantic pus filled) Rump ~ Grand Old Pathetic T. Rumplicans

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The
Make America Great Agony
MAGA Death

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Any way described . . . not any a good for the world or any of US All.

Interpretation of US Language

  • knob : a rounded lump or ball, especially at the end or on the surface of something.
  • hell : a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death.
  • piece : a portion of an object or of material, produced by cutting, tearing, or breaking the whole.
  • pries : use force in order to move or open (something) or to separate (something) from something else.

Interpretation of 2025 US Government

  • knob : a bio lump or ball or bulge or m(inimally)c(onscious)nugget, specifically at the infinitely negative side of the consciousness spectrum in full blind zombie following submission, so close in subjugation as to appear protruding parasitically on the surface of that massively gargantuan rigor mortis pus filled rump.
  • (capitol) hell : a hill at the capitol realm of evil and suffering, recently converted into a place of perpetual gas lit flame throwers beneath the wicked rule of dead soul self induced rotting carcasses and purveyors of destruction.
  • piece : a dis portioning of our government produced by cutting, tearing, or breaking the whole.
  • pries : use of force in order to move or open our democracy through an oligarchy effort to separate We The People from a government of by for US All.

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A common place view of the current administrative bio septic lumps infesting the US Governmental Offices is that they are akin to rumps or ass wipes, or thoroughly encrusted toilet paper, the weak kind that falls apart under the slightest of stress tests.

An exemplary example of top level ass wipes is the securely pressed secretary into and between gargantuan pimple pooping popping butt cheeks, where there must be some weird reason to just scarringly ‘leave it’, to continue its due course of affirming self rot.

If there is any other notion of a Prize issued by the Nobel Foundation for the Tyrannosaurus Rump beyond that of the most honorable Nobel Ass Wipe Prize, or the most Noble POS Prize [aka Nobel Piece Of Shit Prize] then the entire Nobel Foundation has been degraded into a roll of nano thickness lint dust toilet litter paper.

It is with honor and hope that the Nobel Prize will not become a bought and paid for certificate by any known criminal against humanity, truth, goodness, kindness. A Knob Hell Foundation that simply rewards fraudulent accolades, fake truces, and faux peace war mongers. May the Nobel Prize not become a forever defunct and useless prizing for oligarchs and other wealthy parasitic degenerates.

https://www.nobelprize.org/contact

Keep the Nobel Prize toward the advancing and lifting of all of humanity.