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  • AAAAAA

    Here’s an idea . . .

    To all of the ethical lawyers who suddenly find themselves wrapped up in the rot of some newly corroded rumplican firm. Maybe you’ve already resigned or are seriously considering the saving of your soul.

    How’s about joining forces with the countless other ethical attorneys across the universe to form one unstoppable firm—a juggernaut to defend, prosecute, act on all issues, with an emphasis on unalienable rights—of by for We The People.

    Attorney Association Against All Authoritarian Agents

    For financial backing there are many ethical millionaires and billionaires out there, who enjoy having a soul and will provide assistance honorably.

    And for all of the firms that have experienced the Big Sucking, and are feeling the big squeeze of gargantuan flabby cheeks forming the planetesimal tyrannosaurus rump—there is a possible way to ease the squeeze, and ultimately provide what amounts to zero legal assistance to any form of rumplican agenda.

    If the solutions elude you . . . simply dissolve partnerships, rebrand, reincorporate, go out of business, scream AAAAAA and join forces to sue the rotting rumplican regime . . .