GooBits

Category: Thoughtstrip

  • Wayne’s Wacky World

    WWW

    Here is a shout out to our Canadian Friends and Neighbors, and the millions, likely billions, of Wayne’s World Wide Fans. And of super course, many thanks to Mike Myers.

    At present GooBits is textual—no imagery or audio or video. So here is the hope that the entire audience will enjoy this very abbreviated character (& font) rendition of the famous theme song.

    Maybe one or more of you will make a video viral version, and I welcome any credited link references.

    VVV

    (theme song intro chorus begins)

    Freak Fest, Freak Fest
    Is now the US president
    Freak Fest, Freak Fest
    Is now the US president

    (music stops)

    What? Freak Fest is getting impeached?

    Schwing!

    (high fives and smiles abound)

    What? The entire Clown Gang Freak Fest is getting impeached?

    Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing!

    (ecstatic singing, special hand shakes and booty bumps abound)

    What? The entire Clown Gang Rumplican Freak Fest—every member—is stripped of all earthly possessions AND going to maximum security hard labor prisons, with specially isolated, no WiFi, solitary cells?!. . . for multiple life sentences?!

    (the entire world)

    Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! Schwing! ! ! !

    (from the space station)

    Look at the earth.

    It is actually glowing, the entire planet, with an angelic aura.

    (all astronauts gather around the view port)

    Clearly a great new peace is now enveloping our home.

    Something wonderfully miraculous must have happened.

    Schwing!