GooBits

$1,000,000,000 Vote

Known as ‘Leon’ by the bad joke choking on publicly funded cheeseburgers, is the larval oligarch seen dancing around the sitting bully.

Along with the rest of the oligarchy dead soul gang currently smashing around Our White House—working together in usual corporate cacophony—bumping into this and that, knocking over public benefit after public benefit, stepping on public right after public right. Stealing millions upon millions of dollars misusing our Air Force One and military for constant jaunts to moron lagoon to watch the giant decrepit rump lob his tiny white balls ‘out of bounds’ into sand trap after water hazard, claiming fake win upon fake win. . .

The obscene oligarchy scene has repeatedly ventured out to offer the sum of one million dollars ($1,000,000) to a few non randomly selected voters, with the obvious objective to sway the impressionable and their votes under the hypnotic powers of money that was never intended for them.

I am not in favor of oppressing any vote, even through the gently positive sway of monetary hypnosis. But if the now very smelly musk rat would like to offer me one billion dollars for my vote, I will gladly accept and be grateful. And in light of that generous one billion dollar tax exempt gift, my vote will continue to be placed with fairness in mind, for We The People and a more Perfect Union.

We The Pupil are allowed to accept gifts, especially when the gift is from those openly robbing from We The People. For it is good to get the treasure of the people back into the people’s hands. While simultaneously placing our precious ballots in such a manner as to ensure a more united We The People, sharing continued freedoms along righteous paths in our diverse pursuits toward truly attainable happiness.

And instead of the individual check here and there, an additional and much more appropriate option to be undertaken by the oligarchy gang of dead souls, is to cash out of all of their business ventures and holdings, empty out all of their vaults, sell all of their properties, then evenly distribute the entirety of accumulated treasure to every non millionaire member of We The People—ensuring that each cancelled out oligarch must rely on the Social Security Check coming in a few months, if they meet all of the qualifications.