GooBits

BS-BS
Big Sucking
Bung Splatter

PG-13

One with any amount of vivid imagination can just movie picture montage the gargantuan tyrannosaurus rump doing a series of massive twerks and countless Rumplicans start jutting out and shooting off in every direction—feces wet and splattered along the white walls of the house—globbed over every non rumplican member of congress during some grand Twerk Of The Union Address—multitudes of rancid decomposed bodies surfing the press corps as the Attorney General joins the sludge wave, pooped out with copious chunks of partially digested cheeseburger in her hair and mouth, with face more puffy than usual from the cross in divine constriction around her neck.

Then a final ultimate push gushes out a tsunami of smelly drooling doge breath, culminating in an explosive meteoric shower of diarrhea, and a xenomorph birthing of ‘leon’ himself flailing as his mucous drenched carcass is impaled onto one of those bizarre ‘t-shirt’ car logos, limply dangling with an ‘x’ over each eyelid as if in a sick scene from some dark looney tune comedy.

Flash back to 2024 November . . . this is what the few that made the then majority voted for . . . Amazing.

It seems crystal clear that they all must have not been paying any attention whatsoever over the last few decades to the non human debacle that is now blundering through the presidency. Or giving them the benefit of the doubt, they were all just mind blind. And in extending the consideration of benefit, they are all now seeing the solidification of hypocrisy rampant as a result of those recklessly placed ballots.

So . . . We The People . . . What are we together going to do about this this?

Placing each vote for self and for each other, lifting up a country of equals, among worldly friends, seems a good start.

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    Unquestionably the inclusion of Jeffrey Goldberg was entirely of benefit to the US of A, as well as world kinships. If JG was not a purposeful invite, then that was one fortuitous waltz into accidental heroism. And yes — the accidental hero. ↩︎