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Dry Ice

So the Travel Atrocity Gnoem and the walking dead T.Rump—whose rotting right hand is set to detach from the crusty socket of the executive corpse—want you and every deranged block of ice head to join the outrageously over funded Incompetence Comes Easily.

Have a propensity for crimes against humanity? have you shot your pet dog in the face? want to work for a federal agency where empathy, kindness, any regard for goodness and kindness is literally put on ice? an agency headed by an ugly dog faced gnome, known to have shot her puppy out of jealousy.

Apparently there’s even a $50,000 signing bonus, but you must prove your excellency of idiocy to be allowed to join the scold pack. And with the increasingly rampant random killing of We The People, there is the notion of a bonus offering.

The only likely danger is getting shot in the face by TAGnoem or one of the other gun toting yellow blocks of pee on ice heads. Of course there is the off chance that the TAGnoem itself receives a round of hellos from the surrounding melting streak of yellow ice cubes.

But when in consideration of by for We The Pupil there is the clarity of vision that sets in with the obviscocity (obvious hindrance to flow) of humanity and dehydration of self worth, resulting in a highly volatile dry ice.

And much like a witch of the dr dimentoz, a little pristine water bedazzled with notions of goodness and kindness will result in a briefly toxic bubbling stinking mass of that immediately evaporating dried ice.