This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. For next 60 seconds this station will conduct a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test.
Attention Signal Sounds
Harboring Of Lunatic Evil
Gang
This is no longer a test of the broadcast stations in your area.
Since this is now an actual emergency, you will need to discern accurate and truthful information, news or instructions. This station—Goobits—does in fact present honest opinions and guidance for We The Pupil and serves the entire US area.
Avenues are clear paths away from the current gaslightning treasonous ASS HOLE Gang of deranged non human counterparts—rumplicans—in temporary occupation of Our US Government.
This has been a notification of the Emergency now Broadcasting throughout the entire human System.
Mayday